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- 🤧 Sneeze-ready — grab a tissue (from his bum)
- 🧸 Super-soft plush — cosy, cuddly & deeply wrong
- 😂 Instant laughs — the most festive thing in your bathroom
One Pull. Big Laughs.
A little festive mischief, caught on camera.
✦ The first pull says it all.
✦ A surprise worth sharing.
✦ Christmas just got cheekier.
What People Are Saying 😂
"I never thought reaching into a plush creature's backside would become the highlight of my Christmas morning. Here we are. 10/10 no notes."
"Put it in the bathroom before my in-laws arrived. My mother-in-law screamed. Longest I've ever seen her laugh. Worth every penny of the therapy it might cause."
"Bought it as a white elephant gift. Someone stole it three times. I was the one who brought it. I did not go home with it. I am devastated."
"My kids now refuse to use any tissue that doesn't come from 'the Grinch butt.' Pediatrician says this is fine. I'm not sure it is. Still giving it 4 stars."
"My office Secret Santa game is OVER. I won. There is no recovery from the Grinch bum tissue holder. I am the champion. I am retiring from gift-giving at the top."
FAQs
🍑 Where do the tissues come out?
From the Grinch's rear end. That's the whole joke. We're not going to soften it for you.
😂 Does it make a fart sound?
No built-in sound effects — unless your friends are funny enough to provide them. Any sounds in our promo videos are for entertainment only.
🧻 What tissues fit?
Standard flat tissue packs. Feed the first tissue through the opening at the back and you're good to go. Yes, the back.
📐 How big is it?
Approximately 30 cm long × 14 cm wide (11.8 × 5.5 inches). Large enough to be unmissable, small enough to fit on a shelf.
🚚 When will my order arrive?
This is a pre-order. Expected to ship from 1 November 2026. Estimated delivery is 7–14 business days after dispatch. We'll send tracking by email.
↩️ What's your return policy?
14-day returns from delivery. Contact us with your order details if something isn't right and we'll sort it out.